We’ve had the budgies for 10 days now and I’m proud to say that they’ve been adjusting well. They’re gentle and calm around the kids, get along well with each other, and have been enjoying the various playthings and food we’ve included in their cage.

Ah, yes. This is the sweet life. We’ve got no one telling us what to do. We can do whatever we want, whenever we want.

Plus, they totally refill our food dish all the time. Heh. It’s like a 24 hour, all-you-can-eat buffet up in this joint.

Uh, yeah. About that. I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. Don’t you think you should maybe let up just a touch and let others have a turn?

Heh heh. Yeah, that food dish is awes…. Wait… What?

I mean, I know it’s gourmet feed and all, but dude. Do you really have to sleep in the food? I can hardly reach around you to get a snack, man.

Did you just call me fat?

Oh, crap. Uh, well, uh, not exactly fat, per se. Just, uh, you know. Fluffy.

I can’t believe you, man! Honestly. Don’t you have any tact at all? I have body issues. Seriously. Geez.

Crap. Crap, crap, crap.

Don’t you turn away from me when I’m talking to you! We’re going to have this out. Seriously. I can’t believe you called me fat! How am I supposed to live in the same cage as someone like you? I’m going to lose it, I swear.

I have a feeling it’s going to be a loong night…

Don’t tease Snowy about his weight. He’ll go all Exorcist on your ass. Believe it.

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